Do you Know What It takes to be Maltese?

“How to be Maltese in an hour” is a unique comedy show written, directed and produced by The Comedy Island that is set to teach visitors to our island all about the weird and wonderful traits of the Maltese – the greatest (!) people on earth!

Why are the Maltese so loud? Why do they eat so much? How do they handle their booze? And what are their best chat up lines?

These questions are more will be answered in the brand new side-splitting show “How to be Maltese in an hour” every Wednesday at 8pm and Sunday at 7:30pm in the heart of Valletta. Written by a London-based professional Maltese comedian, and produced by Malta’s top comedy producer, “How to be Maltese in an hour” will change your views about this tiny country, forever!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Have a question about the show?  Most of the answers to the frequently asked questions can be found below!   Is the show in English? Yes it is. Although we might teach you a word or two in Maltese!  How long is the show? It is a little longer than an... Read more
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How To Book

Tickets can be purchased from www.ticketline.com.mt or in person from  iCentre, Embassy Complex, St. Lucia Street Valletta ( Click here for Map ) iCentre, High Street, Sliema ( Click here for Map ) iCentre, The Point Shopping Mall, Sliema ( Click here for Map )... Read more
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About The Show

ABOUT THE SHOW  The Malta Office For The Approval of Citizenship requires all persons living in or visiting Malta take a test to see if you can qualify to be MALTESE! Our HIGHLY QUALIFIED team of malteseness instructors will  assist you in learning everything you need to know... Read more
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Your Visit

​ The Show is performed at Palazzo Pereira, 244 Republic Street Valletta TRANSPORT TO THEATRE By Bus: A number of buses stop in at Valletta Main Bus Terminal  which is a 10 minute walk from the theatre  (click here for route) The  133... Read more
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Ticket Info & Prices

PERFORMANCE TIMES Wednesdays - 8.00 pm Sundays  - 7.30 pm TICKETS PRICES €15 - Includes Entry to the show. Valid for all performances   VIP PACKAGE €25 - Includes a Premium Seat, and 4 drink tokens to use at the theatre bar Valid... Read more
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Group Bookings

Thinking of coming as a group?  We got some great discounts on or VIP packages  Groups 10+  Best available seats reserved for your group including our Drinks package for €22.50, valid on Sunday and Wednesday Performances. Groups 25+  Best... Read more
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Get In Touch

​ Have a question about the show that isn't found on our FAQ page?  They why not get in touch.  We have a list of ways you can contact us depending on the subject! Get in Touch! How to Be Maltese in An Hour - info@howtobemaltese.com   Ticketing issues -... Read more

Tickets Now on Sale!

Tickets are now on sale for the Hilarious Comedy show How To Be Maltese in An Hour! This hilarious comedy show takes you through everything you need to know about being Maltese in One Hour (Malta Time)!  Starring Sean Briffa, Giulia Gatt and Emanuel Tabone, this wild comedy romp will... Read more

It's Official, The ENTIRE run of How to Be Maltese in An hour is OFFICIALLY sold out!

Wow.  What an absolutely Amazing Response! Our initial run of How To Be Maltese in an Hour has OFFICIALLY Sold out it's entire run.  That's right each and EVERY show has been completely sold out!  Considering it's  the FIRST event by The Comedy... Read more

"Absolutely Hilarious" - Jon Freeman, Uk

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How To Be Maltese in An hour Malta Palazzo Pereira, 224 Republic Street Valletta Malta
+356 9945 6366
info@howtobemaltese.com
Wednesday Doors Open 19:15 | Show Starts 20:00 Sunday Doors Open 18:45 | Show Starts 19:30

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